Football has gone beyond having 22 grown-ups chasing a round leather object and leaving thousand either happy or sad to warfare of words, passion, love and hate amongst contemporary fans.
Whether your team won, lost or drew this weekend, enjoy the aftermath of the games with the best football tweets.
Raid the minibar, throw a TV out the window… demand a framed picture of Wes Hoolahan. Hope this hotel got a good review.
The boring, ponderous, crab-like Manchester United have scored eight in their first two games. Unfortunately, they are yet to face a defence who know what they’re doing.
Every weekend should feature a goalkeeper, somewhere, scoring a heroic late winner. Weymouth’s on-loan Mark Travers did the honours this time round, and followed it up by tweeting as if he was a striker who’d scored a tap-in.
Buzzing to make my senior debut for @theterras great to get the 3 points and grab the winnertwitter.com/theterras/stat…
Notts County, Alan Smith and Shola Ameobi here, bringing us a substitution right out of 2004-05.
@davidgold you spent nearly 40m on Snodgrass ayew and fonte...how do you sleep at night
I don't. dg twitter.com/hammer1966/sta…
The West Ham co-owner’s candid social media policy continuing to pay off, unlike most of his new signings
Poor old Arsenal. If this was the wound…
…then this was surely the well rubbed-in salt
@policingstoke would like to report a robbery :(
apologies for the delay in replying. We've been busy looking for a missing person, surname Ozil. Have you seen him? #Banter
Our national stadium has facilities for absolutely everything… Lol
…even if they can’t work out how to get Spurs to win there.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, it seems, isn’t the sort to let the trifling matter of a serious knee ligament injury spoil his fun…
Irony 1-2 Confusion at Wembley on Sunday, as Chelsea’s Michy Batshuayi scored at the wrong end…and prompted the same deadpan joke by everyone:
Thank you to @GoonerVAYA for this image.
It proves that no part of Lacazette is actually offside anyway! #Arsenal
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